| 1. In the dusty lab’ratory,’Mid the coils and wax and twine,
 There the atoms in their glory,
 Ionize and recombine.
 Chorus: Oh my darlings! Oh my darlings!Oh my darling ions mine!
 You are lost and gone forever
 When just once you recombine!
 
 
 | 2. In a tube quite electrodeless,They discharge around a line,
 And the glow they leave behind them
 Is quite corking for a time.
 (Repeat chorus) | 3. And with quite a small expansion,1.8 or 1.9,
 You can get a cloud delightful,
 Which explains both snow and rain.
 (Repeat chorus)
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              | 4. In the weird magnetic circuit See how lovingly they twine,
 As each ion describes a spiral
 Round its own magnetic line.
 (Repeat chorus)
 
 | 5. Ultra-violet radiationFrom the arc of glowing lime,
 Soon discharges a conductor
 If it’s charged with minus sign.
 (Repeat chorus)
 
 | 6. Alpha rays from radium bromide Cause a zinc-blende screen to shine,
 Set it glowing, clearly showing
 Scintillations all the time.
 (Repeat chorus)
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