|  1. Alpha!Are you stuck in your bag?
 Hey, there, alpha!
 You feel life is a drag?
 There's no way out,
 With insufficient KE
 To surmount the PE barrier!
 2. You can'tCount on help from kT
 Not with only
 Point-oh-two-five eV.
 So, you're stuck there
 Stuck in just nine fermi
 There's no way out classically!
 ChorusIt's time to learn about alpha decay (arm gestures: a D K)
 You gotta learn about alpha decay (arm gestures: a D K)
 Doing everything that a boson can do
 To escape the nuclear glue.
 It's fun to learn about alpha decay (arm 
                  gestures: a D K)Let's spread the word about alpha decay (arm gestures: a D K)
 Doing everything that a boson can do
 To escape the nuclear glue.
 
   | 3. Alpha!So you want to be free,
 Well then, alpha,
 Just you listen to me
 There's a way there
 To escape from your well
 But you've got to do some tunneling.
 4. The clue toYour radioactivity:
 Your wavefunction
 Falls exponentially!
 You can count on
 Some probability
 To penetrate your barrier!
 It's fun to learn aboutAlpha decay
 You gotta learn about
 Alpha decay
 Alpha, alpha there's a way to get free
 Alpha, alpha, if you'll listen to me
 Alpha decayYou can do it with
 Alpha decay
 Alphas, alphas you can escape from your wells
 Alphas, alphas, do it all by yourselves
 Alpha decay
 Alpha decay! (fading out)
 Alphas, alphas you can escape from your wells (barely audible 
                  at this point because of fadeout)
 Alphas, alphas, do it all by yourselves
 Alpha decay
 Alpha decay! (fading out)
 
 
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